If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have? 2 ft. of my cock in your ass....

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YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE WALKED INTO MCDONALDS AN THEY ASKED HER WHAT SHE DIDNT WANT

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